Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Joke of the Day:
Teacher: What is ABCDE?
Boy: Dunno.
The boy asked his mother at home, who is busy trying to follow instructions from the cook book.
Boy: Mom, what is ABCDE?
Mother: **angry** Shut up or I'll stuff your mouth with curry chicken!
The boy remembered and asked his father who was busy singing a song
Boy: Dad, what is ABCDE?
Father: **busy singing** In the toilet, in the toilet!
He remembered and asked the karanguni man who collects newspapers
Boy: Karanguni, what is ABCDE?
Karanguni: I am George Washington. You are karanguni. Puput!
He remembered and asked the TV, who is advertising a restaurant.
Boy: TV, what is ABCDE?
TV: **advertising** 62-35-35-35
He remembered and asked his brother who was listening to his MP3 player.
Boy: Bro, what is ABCDE?
Brother: **singing along** Come on baby, one more time!
The next day, the teacher asked the boy again.
Teacher: What is ABCDE?
Boy: Shut up or I'll stuff your mouth with curry chicken!
Teacher: **gasp** Where are your manners?
Boy: In the toilet, in the toilet!
The boy was sent to the principal's office for a lecture.
Principal: What is your name?
Boy: I am George Washington. You are karanguni. Puput!
Principal: What is you father's handphone number?
Boy: 62-35-35-35
The principal was furious and got ready to cane the boy.
Principal: Any last words?
Boy: Come on baby, one more time!
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These are the things i done during the weekend.
On Friday, actually want to watch movie on my com but Zhi Xiong smsed and asked me out for mahjong and so went to Justin House with zhi xiong, nathan, Cheng Bo and Wu Wen. Played for quite long and learned a lot and we played from 3pm to abt 12pm.
Then On Sat, my uncle called to say my aunt had passed away in the hospital. She had been hospitalised for quite a few times. So we went to her funeral and stayed there till abt 11pm.
On Sunday. Went there again and did the same thing and stayed till 11pm too.
On Monday, we went for cremation of the body and till abt 3pm. Then i went back home and bathed and went to watch movie with Darren, edwin, Belsher and Jia Chun, the movie is Imagine That. Quite funny dun really get some parts. After that, actually want go home liao but they say wan go Sing K, So went and wasted 23 dollars cos i at there sleeping and eat only. Till abt 10pm, Belsher father came ad he drove us home reached home abt 11pm.
On Tues, went to give out flyer and my cousins came, Joseph and James, only 9 and 10years old. They stayed till only abt 9pm then went home.
Then today, i stayed at home and body aches all over and i used com to watch NBA and download movies...
The Last Name
Y Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Joke of the Day:
A witch went into a sweet shop to buy some sweets. the man behind the counter said "Gosh you are really ugly aren't you? i've never seen anyone as offensively hideous as you." "young man" she replied, "i didn't come in here to be insulted." "Really," He said " Where do you usually go?"
Some may not understand...
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Yesterday went to collect my prize which i won form a magazine. Got a X-Men Origins: Wolverine DVD and some other things including a Notebook and my favourite, a 512mb USB. Then got home and used com and watch the movie, Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li, better than i expected. Rate it 8/10.
The Last Name
Y Saturday, October 10, 2009
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Joke of the day:
A big city London lawyer went duck hunting in rural Scotland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.
The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and your not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer replied. "I'm one of the best trial lawyers in the UK, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything that you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Scotland. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Scottish Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Scottish Three Kick Rule?"
The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin, which dropped him to his knees.
His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.
The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn't.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old tosser, now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said,
"Naw, I give up, You can keep the duck!"
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Today went to give out flyers those door to door de. With zhi xiong, then we two each get thousand pieces and each give out 7 blks. We done in 4 hrs actually can faster de but gt some prob in the middle so delay a bit. Then we take train home he stop at hougang and then i went on to meet jia chun and jia min and damien. They doing homework and saw jia le while exiting the mrt. He say waiting for benetton and i ate at mac for dinner. Then they study til 6.30 and went up to kopitiam for dinner, after that, damien went home and left we 3. We went to library to study and when the library closes we went to Arcade to play. Keep losing all the games to them....After that minny mother come and we went home.
The Last Name
Y Saturday, October 03, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Happy Birthday Edwin!
Joke of the day:
Ah Lum was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10.
Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he also did it from 10 back to 1 as well. This is his story.
1 day I went 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep but the couple saw me so I panicked and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I went into 7eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and tried to stab him. 10 god he ran away.
So I put the 9 back and paid for the 8 and then I left 7eleven. Next day, I called my boss and said that I was 6. He said, "5, tomorrow also no neeed to come back 4 work." He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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Firstly, happy birthday Edwin. Today have Srp on Physics and SS, after that went to hougang mall eat lunch with Nathand, jun ming, Zhi xiong. Then we saw Wu wen and Sherman and Hwee Sian and Alyssa then see justin and his frens. Actually wan to go home straight after, but nathan they all wan play soccer so i follow them then when walk out of Hougang mall saw Edwin and Darren and Yeo Jiunn. They also follow us and we went Bershinda house downstairs and play soccer and badminton. Play until abt5 then went home . Got home and bath then use PS3.
The Last Name
Y Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Joke of the day:
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you end with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
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Today is one of my not happiest but funniest day of this year. Today is usual school day but gt two maths test both also quite easy. After school, eat lunch at canteen then nathan went home and then wanted to play bball but raining so samuel went. home. Then me and jun ming went to join kendra and felicia to chit chat then we started to talk abt kendra and chee kang relationship and jun ming and I crack so many jokes lo i laugh until cant take it lo. But kendra like a bit angry la. Then Zhi xiong came down and joined us, he teach us some games then actually wanted to go home but raining so chit chat wif them. Then kendra and felicia went home and we three went play bball wif Zhi Xiong CO junior, they quite good might ask them to consider joining basketball but i think they wont de. Then went home wif Jun Ming and wee zheng, then jun ming and we started to talk abt wee zheng and li ting. Then we crack jokes abt him and li ting then i laugh so hard lo jun ming so funny lo....
The Last Name
Y Friday, September 18, 2009
